snake's definitions

green beret

1) U.S. Army Special forces.

2) The best character from the Commandos series.

1) And in other news, U.S. army Green Berets killed 14 Iraqi civilians in an attack today.....

2) This group of soldiers has been isolated from their unit. Let's see if we can offer them a hand.....or a knife.

by Snake March 7, 2005

capri-sun

Perhaps the greatest juice drink of all time. Almost an addiction among shop staff in garages. The only downside is that the pouches are too small and you need a second one.

I need to drink a Capri Sun.

by Snake August 31, 2005

Bollollocks

Used in a situation that isn't bad enough to warrant using the word fuck, but causes more frustration than is required for using bollocks

Oh, bollollocks, I just dropped this insanely heavy box on my foot

by Snake July 9, 2004

F.T.I.

Fuck The Industry

support tech n9ne with the FTI!!!
www.therealtechn9ne.com/asp2/fti.asp

by snake April 28, 2003

XX

Chick or lesbian... as in chromosomes... XX girl and XY guy..

Holla at me XX's.

by snake June 14, 2004

Tayto

Best brand of crisps ever. Synonymous with crisps in Ireland. The inventors of Cheese and Onion in 1954, has been ripped off by every English crisp company, but never equalled. Excellent for a hangover when combined with a bottle of Lucozade.

Give us a bag of Taytos, bud.

by Snake May 9, 2005

Theory of compensation

Theory that states in cases where a woman has small breasts, this is compensated for by her having a nice ass. This theory does not necessarily work in reverse.

"Ah, her tits are too small!"
"Yeah, but check out her ass."
"Hmm. Theory of compensation, eh."

by Snake May 14, 2005