Parsimonious

Adjective:

Definition:
Quite the tight arse.
Uber conservative to the extreme.
One who must urgently flee when their round is due.
Someone who shamelessly announces "I bags the dregs from the public bar drip tray"

Synonyms: frugal, miserly, stingy, tight as a fishes arsehole,

Usage:
During the week after riverfire, daily lunch time punters quickly learned, that Clayton reckons Paul is an olympic class parsimonious cunt.

by slippery poita June 26, 2025

defenestration

The urge, act or sport of throwing someone or something through the nearest window.

While Pete gave Toan the the hard truth about the migration risks, Toans primary focus was on unleashing defenestration on his paranoid ass.

by slippery poita June 27, 2025

defenestration

To throw some annoying fucks arse, through the nearest fucking window.

Pete rehearsed what he thought was the safest way to break the bad news to Toan, while feeling shit scared of the defenestration that may follow.

by slippery poita June 26, 2025