Definitions by sleepypie

Smaudience 

A small audience.

Last night, my band had the usual smaudience that comes with playing live music in a club in the age of the internet and meticulously manufactured modular music.

Smaudience by sleepypie September 24, 2018

crystal blue perswayze 

Any substance that makes you want to either dirty dance or fight like a roadhouse bouncer.

After ingesting a large dose of his favorite crystal blue perswayze, he left the pottery wheel behind and went to a bar, where he ended up severely beating down the jealous ex-boyfriend of a girl he was dancing the lambada with.

crystal blue perswayze by sleepypie September 24, 2018

baccident 

An injury to the back as a result of an accident.

An attorney may be able to help you with the results of your recent baccident.

baccident by sleepypie September 24, 2018

slark 

To sleep in or live out of a parked vehicle.

Tonight I'm going to slark in my van because I can't afford a motel room.

slark by sleepypie May 14, 2016

scarijuana 

Any marijuana that induces paranoia, anxiety, or fear.

Carly arrived at the gig in Martha's Vineyard high on scarijuana, which did not help her stage fright.

scarijuana by sleepypie April 22, 2014