lowbag

A woman of low morals, low self esteem, and low threshold of resistance to men's desire for sex.

"hey dude, check out the lowbag at the bar! She looks familiar..."
"bro, that's your sister"

by skumliterati March 11, 2015

rack

A complete set of human breasts, ready for use by the male of the species

Johnny:"hey dude your sister has a nice rack. Mind if I cop a feel"
Xavier"wait a minute I'll just go ask her..."
(2 minutes later)
Johnny: dude, what did she say?
Xavier: (plunging a kitchen knife into Johnny's left eye socket) she said I should stab you in the eye, you fuckin pervert! DIE YOU FUCKEN DOG CUNT!!!
Johnny: Arrrghhh....uunhh... (gurgle)

by skumliterati March 12, 2015

flaps

Common term for labia majora, often used to express your sincere affection for a female acquaintance. For a stronger expression of appreciation it is common to add the prefix "piss-"

"hey girl, nice to see you, I'm just gonna get a drink and I'll be back to slam those flaps."

"hey Trixi, I told the rest of the team about your loose flaps and they wanted to check you out"
"hey boys, wassup"
"so, you cool if we all take a turn pounding those piss flaps"
"Hahaha, you can do anyfing you like"
"sweet, that's a good little skank"

by skumliterati March 11, 2015