skumliterati's definitions

lowbag

A woman of low morals, low self esteem, and low threshold of resistance to men's desire for sex.

"hey dude, check out the lowbag at the bar! She looks familiar..."
"bro, that's your sister"

by skumliterati March 11, 2015

rack

A complete set of human breasts, ready for use by the male of the species

Johnny:"hey dude your sister has a nice rack. Mind if I cop a feel"
Xavier"wait a minute I'll just go ask her..."
(2 minutes later)
Johnny: dude, what did she say?
Xavier: (plunging a kitchen knife into Johnny's left eye socket) she said I should stab you in the eye, you fuckin pervert! DIE YOU FUCKEN DOG CUNT!!!
Johnny: Arrrghhh....uunhh... (gurgle)

by skumliterati March 12, 2015

sack

A stretchy skin pouch used to house the testicles. Useful for storing a load until it can be squirted onto a girl's face. Especially if said girl likes the taste of ball sweat.

"hey babe, I heard you like salt and vinegar"
"lol ya it tastes like ball sweat"
"Wanna lick my sack while I jerk off and cum on your face"
"omg really? Will I get a fat load?
"yeah coz you're a dirty skank"
"sweet"

by skumliterati March 11, 2015