Definitions by skitterbon pancakes
ass waffle
The process of spreading your ass cheeks and closing them onto someones nose, and then sharting a little bit.
ass waffle by Skitterbon pancakes January 25, 2012
rhino treatment
When you and a friend forcibly holds down another person, and then you proceed to smother and rub your bare ass roughly into their face.
"Yo dude, theres that kid that pissed me off the other day!!, lets run over there and give him the rhino treatment."
rhino treatment by skitterbon pancakes January 25, 2012