Definitions by skeeball
straight cred
Katie Holmes, Bar Refaeli, any chick with a pack of dudes
EXAMPLE 1:
Jim: Hey, look at that hot chick riding in the back of that sausage wagon!
Tony: Yeah, that's their straight cred.
EXAMPLE 2:
Dax begrudgingly brought his girlfriend with him to the lake as straight cred. He knew what a bunch of dudes in a giant boat shaped like a penis would look like to onlookers.
EXAMPLE 1:
Jim: Hey, look at that hot chick riding in the back of that sausage wagon!
Tony: Yeah, that's their straight cred.
EXAMPLE 2:
Dax begrudgingly brought his girlfriend with him to the lake as straight cred. He knew what a bunch of dudes in a giant boat shaped like a penis would look like to onlookers.
straight cred by Skeeball March 30, 2011
BooHooHoomer
Baby Boomers who can't stop whining about their retirement problems, losing medicare and social security, the inability to afford a golf membership, etc.
If Cliff had saved more for retirement instead of spending it all on hookers and blow, he wouldn't be such a BooHooHoomer.
BooHooHoomer by skeeball January 3, 2011
Polish Monocle
I used to give hoes the Arabian Goggles. Now that I lost me nut to cancer, I give 'em the ol' Polish Monocle!
Polish Monocle by Skeeball April 8, 2008