2 definitions by sir.nick,p.lapdances

gahvoon

A gahvoon is a woman whom only participates in sexual intercourse of the anal verity. Usually found in the northern and southern hemisphere exclusively, can be attracted by the promise of Unicorn rides at the fair

Frank-"Hey how was that lady you brought home last night?"

Tony-"She was good but I only frogged in the back door"
Frank- "such a gahvoon"

by sir.nick,p.lapdances March 1, 2015

Fracont

Fracont is a style of art origination in Ontario Canada. this style of art is paintings of women models in dim to intense lighting after they have been dressed with a fresh deposit of semen. After having cum blessed upon their face they are then painted onto a canvas. The emotion and discomfort of sitting as the cum dries comes across well in the portrait.

-Hey man did you pick up that Fracont painting?
-Naw man was way too expensive.

by sir.nick,p.lapdances August 4, 2016