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A gahvoon is a woman whom only participates in sexual intercourse of the anal verity. Usually found in the northern and southern hemisphere exclusively, can be attracted by the promise of Unicorn rides at the fair
Frank-"Hey how was that lady you brought home last night?"

Tony-"She was good but I only frogged in the back door"
Frank- "such a gahvoon"
gahvoon by sir.nick,p.lapdances March 1, 2015
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gahoonas 

Man I want to squeeze her gahoonas! Squeeze them well good.
gahoonas by Ben May 13, 2005
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When some one takes food out o your hand and or off your plate without you consenting.
Hey give me back my pizza you galvoon!
galvoon by DefineDefinition0507 February 4, 2018
An upgraded Goon
Desi:Donna is such a Gavoon!
Ben:Gavoon?
Desi:An upgraded 'goon'
Hans:I'm going to say that now!
Ben+Desi:Tool!
Gavoon by Jakluver December 9, 2009
An insult for people named Gavin since they are primates.
You mix Gavin, with Baboon to get "Gavoon."
Person: 1 I like cheese
Person: 2 We know you do...
Person: 2 A primate like you loves cheese, ya little Gavoon. :)
Gavoon by Aclipso October 15, 2023

gahoonies 

noun: meaning balls of steel
You need gahoonies the size of basketballs to ride that bike...
gahoonies by pauly coconuts April 3, 2008
(n) 1. An instrument that closely resembles a skin flute.

(v) 2. The act of giving fellatio

(v) 3. Gay oral sex
Brandon played that gahoon like no other. All the boys at Renegades were thoroughly impressed!
Gahoon by SantaClaraGahoon408 March 13, 2019
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
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Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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