Definitions by sin dolly

carpetmuncher 

one who munches grungey hairy granny puss and enjoys the carpet burn he/she gets from the happening.

granny smiths grandson was a great carpetmuncher

carpetmuncher by sin dolly December 21, 2003

masterbasser 

one who plays a k7 bass guitar and masterbates at the same time.

dick is a masterbasser

masterbasser by sin dolly December 21, 2003