Urban Dictionary: Definitions by simplified insults

Sanfered

The action of getting mugged or robbed at a strip club or gay night club in Florida.

"Did you hear that Michael got sanfered?"
"He got into Stanford???"
"No you fucking idiot! He got mugged at a gay strip club down in Florida."

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A person who's grandparent(s) passed away having sex with 4 or more people and/or animals.

"Did you know that Abraham Lincon is a Xanen?"
"No, what the fuck does that mean!?"
"His grandfather died in an orgy."

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Used to describe a male person with a extremely small genitalia, almost miniscule in size.

"Have you slept with Mason?"
"Yeah, he's a fucking poif"

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