3 definitions by sickandtwisted

(adj.) Able to masturbate with either hand equally well
Elis Erme is ambiwankstrous; he can jack off with either hand.
by sickandtwisted May 24, 2015
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The hand whaffing of a queef directly into another's face.
She quaffed me last night after I stink palmed her friend.
by sickandtwisted September 12, 2011
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An exclamation denoting both disgust and confusion.
Brian: Yo Derek, I just made my dog eat my shit!

Derek: Ughm, what the fuck?
by sickandtwisted February 12, 2016
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