nesprexual

being sexually attracted to Nespresso.

Dougie: "Do you like boys or girls?"
Kitty: "I'm nesprexual actually."

by shunt44 January 15, 2021

nespresshoe

When you love Nespresso so much you become a hoe for it.

Dougie: "I really love my Nespresso, this is my fifth cup of the day"
Kitty: "You really are such a nespresshoe."

by shunt44 March 07, 2021