Definitions by shomeday

Einmmeia

An abbreviation for "everything I'm not makes me everything I am", einmmeia is a state of acceptance, self-love, and embracing your imperfections and shortcomings instead of crumbling to societal expectations or peer pressure.

Person 1: "Bro, why are you always so calm and collected? That guy was totally trying to ragebait you and you just shrugged it off."
Person 2: Oh, it's because I'm in einmmeia."

Einmmeia by shomeday May 1, 2026

61

When you want to say be different, so you say 61 instead of 67, but you're still a fucking cornball.

Person 1: "My mom died at the age of 61."

Cornball: "6 1! 6 1! 6 1!"

Person 1: "shut the fuck up cornball u pmo 💔🥀"

61 by shomeday November 3, 2025

qazsedctgb 

the keys that form the letter hi on the keyboard

Person 1: hi bro

Person 2: qazsedctgb!

Person 1: youre definetly undiagnosed bro

qazsedctgb by shomeday May 13, 2025

Telafinovrate 

The act of placing somebody's bodily appendage into a hole in a wall and rotating them like a screw into it. The most common appendage used to telafinovrate someone with is the dick.

Dylan was the first one to sleep at the sleepover, so we did telafinovrated him. I don't think he will have children after this, but I think we're chill. :)

Telafinovrate by shomeday May 10, 2024