sholto bonham thomas's definitions

wench

a slightly less offensive term similar in meaning to "bitch"

"your'e such a fucking wench"

by sholto bonham thomas February 27, 2004

solid bifftek

the term used to describe something very hard resiliant or resistant. derived from the french word for steak.

"curtis dyer is made out of solid bifftek"

by sholto bonham thomas February 27, 2004

brapple

a bruised apple

"this apple has been bruised" "mate its a brapple"

by sholto bonham thomas February 27, 2004

henhemjamium

a purple turkey smelling solid. the two hundred and forty seventh element of the periodic table. it has such properties as producing huge pairs of scissors to appear in the sky when added to common kryptonite mixed with mud

"and here we have henhemjamium the two hundred and forty seventh element....."

by sholto bonham thomas February 27, 2004

biffkin

the space between ones legs, betwen the anus hole and the bollock sack on a man
the main area where arse hair grows.

"youve got a hairy biffkin"

by sholto bonham thomas February 27, 2004

BAF

acronym of "bent as fuck" used as a complaint or protest to an annoying or bad situation

"fuck i just got detention!" "dude thats just baf"

by sholto bonham thomas February 27, 2004

kursk

a huge shit that blocks up the u bend in a toilet and takes several flushes to go away.

"someones layed an absolute kursk in the shitters"

by sholto bonham thomas February 27, 2004