coggins

n. dad slang for testicles. The male gonads (or balls or bollocks etc.) of an adolescent male.

My eldest was playing cricket last Saturday morning and headed out to bat - middle order. He foolishly forgot to wear a box and, on the first ball, took a googly to the coggins. Poor bastard.

by shitty tapdancer December 7, 2023

smp

Shitting my pants.

Not gonna lie (Ngl) climate change has me smp!!

by shitty tapdancer February 11, 2023