shea r.'s definitions

pull an eharmony

when an aquaintance thinks they've found the perfect mate for you by their own complex system of "compatibility matching" and attempts a set-up. usually doesn't work out.

Dude, my landlord is trying to pull an eharmony on me with that girl who wears the ho boots.

by shea r. May 23, 2006

tip karma

The philosophy that tipping generously will alter the universe in a way that you yourself will be reimbursed monetarily in your own line of work. Applies to bartenders, baristas, servers and cabbies.

Hank: Why'd you just tip five dollars for a mocha?

Sara: I work tonight - Tip Karma, bitch!

by shea r. June 11, 2006

boob curious

The feeling of desperately wanting to know the boobs of another person intimately.

Well if he's boob curious he'll at least buy me dinner.

by shea r. May 24, 2006