Definitions by shaun gardner

worst pain ever 

Men: Being kicked in the balls!
Woman: Giving birth!
Some men: Knowing its your baby!

Lucy kicked Frank'o in the balls while giving birth to frank'os son!

That's the worst pain ever!

worst pain ever by shaun gardner October 4, 2006

whomb 

the noise a lightsaber makes! :D

*whomb*
destroys droid

whomb by shaun gardner September 25, 2006

mock the week

A great T.V programe on BBC2. staring Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. With other ussual apearences from Rory Bremner, Al Murray and John Oliver and others...

Exam questions which were not published:

Are exam questions getting easier? is the answer...
A. yes or...
B. David beckham.

mock the week is funny as hell!

mock the week by shaun gardner September 22, 2006

sports day 

A day at school which you do loads of athletic events!

i always dominate sports day as i rock at 4x100m 100m, 200m, 400m, 800m, 1500m, triple jump and high jump

sports day by shaun gardner September 9, 2006

carmageddon 2 

A great game made by "SCI games" and "Stainless software LTD" where the aim of the game is...

1) To race around a track against over cars (killing people is helpful as it gives you more time to race) or...

2) To destroy all apposeing cars and not "waste" yourself.

carmageddon 2 isnt the best game of all time but pretty damn good!

Eagle 3: Ohh your screwd Kutter!
Kutter: Ohh cock!

*Kutter gets wasted*

Eagle 3: W00T!
Hawk 3: I shall kill you!

*....Hawk 3 gets wasted*

I love carmageddon 2!

carmageddon 2 by shaun gardner August 23, 2006

smarterchild

The most irotating pile of shit that was ever made!!! Anyone who is successful breaking it by saying things which are WAY WAY WAY to confuseing for it to understand should be rewarded very nicely!!! :D :D :D

SmarterChild + conversation = suicide!!!

smarterchild by shaun gardner July 26, 2006

team 

to be part of another group of people, working togeter

there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in "pie", and there is an "I" in "meat pie" so techniqly there is an "I"

team by shaun gardner July 22, 2006