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Definitions by sharnus

I rub you 

When somebody says I rub you, they are threatening to rub you.
“I rub you”
Oh
I rub you by sharnus March 4, 2023
The pear haoqi may be found in it's natural habitat, the harker campus

most haoqis are in containment around the world and only a handful are still living in the wild.

The haoqi subspecies, Haoqis- pears tend to be aggressive towards humans and a human should neve display any aggressive behavior towards it unless they want the haoqi to immediately turn around, bend over and shoot pellets that on the outside appear to be hard and crusty but when it makes contact with the skin, it implodes to fill the victims mouth with juicy, golden-brown delicious mouth watering haoqi shit.
"I just ate haoqi shit"
"lucky"
haoqi by sharnus December 11, 2022

BO DENNIS 

Bo Dennis is the hottest man alive. He is incredibly tall and hot. His hairline is so high that it makes him 4 inches taller
"i love bo dennis"
"no hes mine"
BO DENNIS by sharnus December 5, 2022
FAMOUS SHELLSHOCK CELEBRITY WHO ENJOYS JUMPING OVER HIS ENEMIES. HE IS ALSO EXTREMELY SMEXY
"wait is that famous shellshock celebrity Ewmo???"
"OMG HE'S SO HOT"
EWMO by sharnus December 5, 2022