shaniqua's definitions

Erectiocutioner

one who deliberately interferes with sometones chance of getting laid

I was trying to get laid but mt friend erecticutionered me.

by shaniqua March 5, 2004

Ancient Zwerl

An archaic skinny ass rook that loves to be abused by a jewish, anorexic penis!

When Wylans needs his cock rubbed, he goes to the museum and visits the exhibit of Ancient Zwerl!

by Shaniqua October 4, 2004

max hung

used to describe the condition one is in after a severe evening engaging in consuming many alcoholic beverages

"yo dude, im feelin' maaaax hung guy. you hung?"
"ya to the max."

by Shaniqua March 22, 2005

Weakest Sauce Ever

Alyssa Foote

-"So, the other night I was on the phone talking to The Weakest Sauce Ever."
-"You mean Alyssa Foote?"
-"Yeah, Anyways..."

by Shaniqua January 23, 2003

toe sex

having imagainary sex in your dreams and waking up to find your toe in someones balls

tyler wakes up and finds that his toe is in jawads balls

by shaniqua July 23, 2004

Jingle Balls

Silver round hard balls that go back and forth and make click click noises.

Picture yourself tea bagging a guy with really small silver nuts

by Shaniqua November 29, 2003

Foxcroft Girls

girls that may not be good at much, but beat madeira in every sport

madeira girl 1: who do we play today?
madeira girl 2: foxcroft
madeira girl 1: oh no..we will lose...again

by shaniqua November 7, 2004