9 definitions by shamus

ostrich fuck

When one is having sex with a woman from behind. At the point of orgasm, you then grab the woman by the hair and push her head through the sheet rock of the wall. This act causes the woman to tense up increasing the vaginal tightness.

I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me so I ostritch fucked the bitch.

by shamus November 6, 2004

Cracken

n.

A large smelly turd.

(inspired by the classic movie monster from Clash of the Titans. release the cracken!)

Jim could feel a cracken emerging from his colon so he rushed to the bathroom to make a deposit.

by shamus June 14, 2003