Definitions by sexiest man to ever exist

Sophia 

The most annoying animal you can encounter. Rarely found in the swiss alps. This animal laughs a lot, be careful, it might destroy your eardrums. To spot a Sophia, you just have to buy a cup of coffee and place it where you want to see her appear.

"Have you seen a Sophia?"

"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, I CAN'T HEAR YOU"

Sophia by sexiest man to ever exist November 17, 2022

Sewage Treatment Plant SAANEN (STPS) 

The biggest and most crucial sewage treatment plant in the whole world. The owner is the sexiest and most percious man to ever exist. The whole plant is run by the millions of workers there, who are all clones of a man with big buttcheeks. The plant clears the sewage of many countries such as China, USA, Germany, Russia and even Mars. The plant is sponsored by USTASCHA and Max Weber.

Sewage Treatment Plant SAANEN (STPS)

"Mommy, where does my shit go?"

"To the STPS of course you dummy!"

Sewage Treatment Plant SAANEN (STPS) by sexiest man to ever exist November 14, 2022

Benaja 

A Benaja is a person with a enormous schlong. Benajas are very rare to be found. When annoyed, Benaja can be triggered easily.

"The guy last night, absolutely destroyed my cooch". "It sure was a Benaja"

"Hey, you are not cool". Benaja proceeds to kill.

Benaja by sexiest man to ever exist November 14, 2022

Cuxxl

A very stupid and incompetent person who is always searching for his next meal.

Hey, did you see this dude over there?
You mean that dreadful little one over there?
He a real Cuxxl!!

Cuxxl by sexiest man to ever exist October 20, 2021