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Definitions by seven-horned, seven-eyed lamb

microplastic 

someone who shares an opinion that's so toxic and widespread you wonder how anyone puts up with it
microplastic: "Whenever I hear a story of a woman being abused by her partner, I think she deserved it."
anyone with sense: "STFU you microplastic"
Something that is really good, amazing, crazy (in a good way).
An alternative to fire
"That indoor flower was nuclear"
Jabbering, smug, anti-intellectual.

Could also stand for Jesus Saves Alliance, a group of Christofascists also known as the evangelical church.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is pretty JSA. She thinks climate change and Christian nationalism are good things!