Definitions by selbell

skelmorlie 

An inbred village where everyone is your auntie and uncle, famous for having everyone talking about dog shite and wheely bin week

Last time I went to Skelmorlie I seen someone taking a picture of a dog shit

skelmorlie by selbell October 13, 2020

scouller 

sexy woman with a beautiful face big attitude and ample breasts

my girlfriends a scouller

scouller by selbell February 23, 2011