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Cockblockese

Sign language that women use to each other to cockblock you when they huddle up across the room. See also disconnect, flip off.

It sounds like they are talking about the weather, but that waitress is speaking cockblockese to that stripper about Johnny.

by See you on the field March 28, 2005

Noel Redding

1) Jimi Hendrix's bass player.

2) The enemy in your life that you keep the closest to you.

3) To be an obessive, jealous hater of someone you work with who has more talent than you. To constantly seek a way to screw a good thing up for everyone.

Noel Redding belongs in the hater hall of fame.

by See you on the field September 5, 2005

Jaime Pressly

A hot little number out of Cacka Lacka, star of TV show "My Name is Earl". Soon to blow up like Pam Anderson. Rumoured to like chubby black average joes despite her slim figure and starlet status.

Jaime Pressly makes me laugh. She plays that role too well.

by see you on the field September 3, 2006

getting her float on

when a white girl daydreams about black men. usually accompanied by a blank stare.

Marissa just couldn't lie to herself about getting her float on over Martin Lawrence.

by See you on the field March 29, 2005

kelly ripa

A bump lady. Also a daytime TV personality.

Don't say bump around Kelly Ripa unless you have some. She should grease her girls' wheels and get connected with a clever black accountant, fo shizzle.

by see you on the field October 4, 2006

Crabtree Committee

That group of women (every guy has at least one) who wish they could get bridal for a guy, but percieved life circumstances prevent them from pursuing the goal, so they talk trash about said guy or try to stonewall him socially. A variation of the cock block squad.

Innocent Girl#1: "Wow, look at Big Marty's Pimp Aura! He's dreamy!"

Crabtree Committe Member#1: "What? Didn't you hear he's a faggot? What planet are you from you fat redhead bitch? Bow down to your new Cunt Nazi!!!"

Innocent Girl#1: "Um, yes... I like Paris Hilton. He's just another dumb asshole Nelly loving Nigger. Thank you Miss, may I have another.(groan)..."

by See you on the field September 5, 2005

McDiva

A wanna-be country club-type, trend chasing female who thinks she's too hot for the county because of her long hair extensions and vegas vip room credentials. In short, temporarily sexy.

Kim Kardashian is a McDiva, fo shizzle.

by see you on the field December 25, 2007