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Definitions by secretuser420

femme fœtale 

A seductive pregnant woman, potentially soon-to-be yummy mummy.
She was a femme fœtale, if I'd ever seen one. Smoking hot, neo-noir — hold the cigarette, and a whiz with a .38. A real Mohini!
femme fœtale by secretuser420 November 23, 2021

queer beard 

Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (e.g. LGBT2Q+), in order to credibly discuss issues of gender as a cishet person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized racial identities (see race beard).
That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about queer topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a queer beard...
queer beard by secretuser420 April 7, 2020

race beard 

Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized racial identity (e.g. BIPoC), in order to credibly discuss race issues as a white person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (see queer beard).
That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about racy topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a race beard...
race beard by secretuser420 April 2, 2020
The furry equivalent of a tumbleweed. Usually from balls of fur from a house pet that accumulates and rolls around your apartment.
Mind the tumblefurs. Vacuum works best to catch the buggers.
tumblefur by secretuser420 June 19, 2018

No Sex Girlfriend 

A girl you relate to as if she's your girlfriend but you aren't having sex with. Can be a friend's girlfriend, a close friend, a roommate, etc. Often results in sex. Sometimes you deny each other sex since its immoral or taboo (c.f. friend's girlfriend "no sex girlfriend"). Other times it's just because one of you isn't into the other or it's mutually platonic but just kind of creepy how much you act like you're banging. Can be abbreviated using the acronym NSGF.
"Man, you should really watch out with her, you guys are acting like boyfriend and girlfriend"
"I know, she's my 'no sex girlfriend', wish we were doing it."
No Sex Girlfriend by secretuser420 February 21, 2018
No Sex GirlFriend (noun). A girl who you share all the girlfriend experiences with but you don't have sex.
"Dude, you're stuck in a full-blown NSGF situation. You may as well start banging!"
NSGF by secretuser420 February 20, 2018