When oppressive forces like military or police try to be progressive or worldly, not realizing that doing so is innately impossible and the contradiction just ends up satirizing themselves. Prominent examples include police learning to meditate or drone operators wearing hijabs.
I hear the military is teaching its new recruits about critical race theory! That's so rad.
Dude, that's not rad at all. It's cringy af to see how agents of state violence learning crit theory. How clueless are they?
Hey, intersectional oppression is a step is better than unenlightened brutality. Maybe this will help them realize how they're all pawns and expedite the obsolescence of the state?
Dude, that's not rad at all. It's cringy af to see how agents of state violence learning crit theory. How clueless are they?
Hey, intersectional oppression is a step is better than unenlightened brutality. Maybe this will help them realize how they're all pawns and expedite the obsolescence of the state?
by secretuser420 May 08, 2022
Condition caused by COVID-19 where one voids their bowels and stomach simultaneously.
See also: Covide (Fr)
See also: Covide (Fr)
"Dude, I had such a rough time when I got covid. I had diarrhea and was puking my guts out into a steel mixing bowl while on the can at the same time!"
"Yeah, you had covoid!"
"Yeah, you had covoid!"
by secretuser420 May 07, 2022
Sex with a male IDF soldier while taking a birthright trip to Israel.
Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome
Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome
Friend of bonee: Damn, girl. I can't believe you boned Yosef! You know they get combat pay for fucking? Jk. But it is seriously fucked that they are tacitly encouraged to sleep with the birthrighters to get them to fall in love and make aliyah or at least go home more sympathetic to a hyper-militarized neocolonial vassal state.
Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!
Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!
by secretuser420 June 20, 2022
American boy: "Man, I don't want to go on birthright... the shameless propaganda insults my intelligence."
Friend of Ab: "Dude, just take the trip. And don't miss out on the iron dome."
Friend of Ab: "Dude, just take the trip. And don't miss out on the iron dome."
by secretuser420 May 05, 2022
The phenomenon where a country's hottest women migrate to the same city, usually because it's its cultural Mecca, or is just chiller and hipper than the rest of the country.
Analogous to 'brain drain'. Also referred to as 'babe suck'. Technically (but way less radly) called 'babely capital flight'.
Analogous to 'brain drain'. Also referred to as 'babe suck'. Technically (but way less radly) called 'babely capital flight'.
Canada experiences a lot of babe drain from the Rest of Canada to Montreal. All the girls who are chasing after money move to Toronto, but all the most beautiful hippest ones from Toronto, Vancouver, and every suburb and city in between move to Montreal because it's way cooler and the standard of living is way better. It's tough to spend your days thrifting and making art and nights going to poetry readings and shows if you've got obscene rent to pay, or if there aren't any shows to go to.
by secretuser420 February 16, 2023