secretuser420's definitions

Girthright

Sex with a male IDF soldier while taking a birthright trip to Israel.

Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome

Friend of bonee: Damn, girl. I can't believe you boned Yosef! You know they get combat pay for fucking? Jk. But it is seriously fucked that they are tacitly encouraged to sleep with the birthrighters to get them to fall in love and make aliyah or at least go home more sympathetic to a hyper-militarized neocolonial vassal state.

Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!

by secretuser420 June 20, 2022

femme fœtale

A seductive pregnant woman, potentially soon-to-be yummy mummy.

She was a femme fœtale, if I'd ever seen one. Smoking hot, neo-noir — hold the cigarette, and a whiz with a .38. A real Mohini!

by secretuser420 November 23, 2021

Gynecologist

Slang for psychologist, usually used among self-deprecating men who undergo therapy.

I saw my gynecologist today. He's my therapist... Because I'm a big pussy.

by secretuser420 February 28, 2023

tumblefur

The furry equivalent of a tumbleweed. Usually from balls of fur from a house pet that accumulates and rolls around your apartment.

Mind the tumblefurs. Vacuum works best to catch the buggers.

by secretuser420 June 19, 2018

queer beard

Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (e.g. LGBT2Q+), in order to credibly discuss issues of gender as a cishet person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized racial identities (see race beard).

That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about queer topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a queer beard...

by secretuser420 April 7, 2020