secretuser420's definitions

NSGF

No Sound GirlFriend: A girlfriend who can stay quiet e.g. when you're trying to work.

I'm trying to work, are you going to let me read this? Can you be my NSGF, just for a bit?

by secretuser420 January 24, 2025

femme fœtale

A seductive pregnant woman, potentially soon-to-be yummy mummy.

She was a femme fœtale, if I'd ever seen one. Smoking hot, neo-noir — hold the cigarette, and a whiz with a .38. A real Mohini!

by secretuser420 November 23, 2021

Gynecologist

Slang for psychologist, usually used among self-deprecating men who undergo therapy.

I saw my gynecologist today. He's my therapist... Because I'm a big pussy.

by secretuser420 February 28, 2023

Sigh offensive

The use of loud obnoxious sighing as a passive aggressive attack on people in your proximity, usually in attempt to clear them from a room or at least annoy them.

"My office-mate keeps was on an all out sigh offensive yesterday. It made it impossible to get anything done, I was so annoyed, I just left and went to work at home!"

by secretuser420 January 23, 2023

Babe drain

The phenomenon where a country's hottest women migrate to the same city, usually because it's its cultural Mecca, or is just chiller and hipper than the rest of the country.

Analogous to 'brain drain'. Also referred to as 'babe suck'. Technically (but way less radly) called 'babely capital flight'.

Canada experiences a lot of babe drain from the Rest of Canada to Montreal. All the girls who are chasing after money move to Toronto, but all the most beautiful hippest ones from Toronto, Vancouver, and every suburb and city in between move to Montreal because it's way cooler and the standard of living is way better. It's tough to spend your days thrifting and making art and nights going to poetry readings and shows if you've got obscene rent to pay, or if there aren't any shows to go to.

by secretuser420 February 16, 2023