race beard

A token BIPoc person you are friends with so you don't appear racist.

See also: queer beard
"We need more diversity in our friend group. Shall we invite Steve?"
"Steve? Oh, you mean the black Steve!"
" Dudes, Steve knows you're using him as a race beard, eh."
by secretuser420 May 08, 2022
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Babe drain

The phenomenon where a country's hottest women migrate to the same city, usually because it's its cultural Mecca, or is just chiller and hipper than the rest of the country.

Analogous to 'brain drain'. Also referred to as 'babe suck'. Technically (but way less radly) called 'babely capital flight'.
Canada experiences a lot of babe drain from the Rest of Canada to Montreal. All the girls who are chasing after money move to Toronto, but all the most beautiful hippest ones from Toronto, Vancouver, and every suburb and city in between move to Montreal because it's way cooler and the standard of living is way better. It's tough to spend your days thrifting and making art and nights going to poetry readings and shows if you've got obscene rent to pay, or if there aren't any shows to go to.
by secretuser420 February 17, 2023
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NSGF

No Sex GirlFriend (noun). A girl who you share all the girlfriend experiences with but you don't have sex.
"Dude, you're stuck in a full-blown NSGF situation. You may as well start banging!"
by secretuser420 February 20, 2018
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NSGF

No Sound GirlFriend: A girlfriend who can stay quiet e.g. when you're trying to work.
I'm trying to work, are you going to let me read this? Can you be my NSGF, just for a bit?
by secretuser420 January 24, 2025
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tumblefur

The furry equivalent of a tumbleweed. Usually from balls of fur from a house pet that accumulates and rolls around your apartment.
Mind the tumblefurs. Vacuum works best to catch the buggers.
by secretuser420 June 19, 2018
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girthright

Sex with a male IDF soldier while taking a birthright trip to Israel.

Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome
Friend of bonee: Damn, girl. I can't believe you boned Yosef! You know they get combat pay for fucking? Jk. But it is seriously fucked that they are tacitly encouraged to sleep with the birthrighters to get them to fall in love and make aliyah or at least go home more sympathetic to a hyper-militarized neocolonial vassal state.

Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!
by secretuser420 June 21, 2022
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girthright

Sex with a male IDF soldier while taking a birthright trip to Israel.

Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome
Friend of bonee: Damn, girl. I can't believe you boned Yosef! You know they get combat pay for fucking? Jk. But it is seriously fucked that they are tacitly encouraged to sleep with the birthrighters to get them to fall in love and make aliyah or at least go home more sympathetic to a hyper-militarized neocolonial vassal state.

Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!
by secretuser420 June 21, 2022
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