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A Freudian slip made by inadvertently texting someone what you unconsciously meant, and then saying it was autocorrected text (even when it's super implausible that it autocorrected to that).
/SMS dialogue/
gf: I feel rough af, think i'm getting sick
bf: Take some penis, it'll make you feel better
bf: Echinacea*. Damn Freudian autocorrect.
gf: ahaha. there is no way it autocorrected to that
bf: it Freudian autocorrected
gf: I feel rough af, think i'm getting sick
bf: Take some penis, it'll make you feel better
bf: Echinacea*. Damn Freudian autocorrect.
gf: ahaha. there is no way it autocorrected to that
bf: it Freudian autocorrected
by secretuser420 December 5, 2022
Get the Freudian autocorrectmug. Sex with a male IDF soldier while taking a birthright trip to Israel.
Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome
Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome
Friend of bonee: Damn, girl. I can't believe you boned Yosef! You know they get combat pay for fucking? Jk. But it is seriously fucked that they are tacitly encouraged to sleep with the birthrighters to get them to fall in love and make aliyah or at least go home more sympathetic to a hyper-militarized neocolonial vassal state.
Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!
Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!
by secretuser420 June 20, 2022
Get the girthrightmug. American boy: "Man, I don't want to go on birthright... the shameless propaganda insults my intelligence."
Friend of Ab: "Dude, just take the trip. And don't miss out on the iron dome."
Friend of Ab: "Dude, just take the trip. And don't miss out on the iron dome."
by secretuser420 May 5, 2022
Get the iron domemug. She was a femme fœtale, if I'd ever seen one. Smoking hot, neo-noir — hold the cigarette, and a whiz with a .38. A real Mohini!
by secretuser420 November 23, 2021
Get the femme fœtalemug. A girl you relate to as if she's your girlfriend but you aren't having sex with. Can be a friend's girlfriend, a close friend, a roommate, etc. Often results in sex. Sometimes you deny each other sex since its immoral or taboo (c.f. friend's girlfriend "no sex girlfriend"). Other times it's just because one of you isn't into the other or it's mutually platonic but just kind of creepy how much you act like you're banging. Can be abbreviated using the acronym NSGF.
"Man, you should really watch out with her, you guys are acting like boyfriend and girlfriend"
"I know, she's my 'no sex girlfriend', wish we were doing it."
"I know, she's my 'no sex girlfriend', wish we were doing it."
by secretuser420 February 21, 2018
Get the No Sex Girlfriendmug. Sex with a male IDF soldier while taking a birthright trip to Israel.
Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome
Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome
Friend of bonee: Damn, girl. I can't believe you boned Yosef! You know they get combat pay for fucking? Jk. But it is seriously fucked that they are tacitly encouraged to sleep with the birthrighters to get them to fall in love and make aliyah or at least go home more sympathetic to a hyper-militarized neocolonial vassal state.
Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!
Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!
by secretuser420 June 20, 2022
Get the girthrightmug. Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (e.g. LGBT2Q+), in order to credibly discuss issues of gender as a cishet person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized racial identities (see race beard).
That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about queer topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a queer beard...
by secretuser420 April 7, 2020
Get the queer beardmug.