Definitions by secretuser420
Girthright
Sex with a male IDF soldier while taking a birthright trip to Israel.
Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome
Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome
Friend of bonee: Damn, girl. I can't believe you boned Yosef! You know they get combat pay for fucking? Jk. But it is seriously fucked that they are tacitly encouraged to sleep with the birthrighters to get them to fall in love and make aliyah or at least go home more sympathetic to a hyper-militarized neocolonial vassal state.
Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!
Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!
Girthright by secretuser420 June 20, 2022
girthright
Sex with a male IDF soldier while taking a birthright trip to Israel.
Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome
Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome
Friend of bonee: Damn, girl. I can't believe you boned Yosef! You know they get combat pay for fucking? Jk. But it is seriously fucked that they are tacitly encouraged to sleep with the birthrighters to get them to fall in love and make aliyah or at least go home more sympathetic to a hyper-militarized neocolonial vassal state.
Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!
Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!
girthright by secretuser420 June 20, 2022
girthright
Sex with a male IDF soldier while taking a birthright trip to Israel.
Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome
Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome
Friend of bonee: Damn, girl. I can't believe you boned Yosef! You know they get combat pay for fucking? Jk. But it is seriously fucked that they are tacitly encouraged to sleep with the birthrighters to get them to fall in love and make aliyah or at least go home more sympathetic to a hyper-militarized neocolonial vassal state.
Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!
Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!
girthright by secretuser420 June 20, 2022
intersectional oppression
When oppressive forces like military or police try to be progressive or worldly, not realizing that doing so is innately impossible and the contradiction just ends up satirizing themselves. Prominent examples include police learning to meditate or drone operators wearing hijabs.
I hear the military is teaching its new recruits about critical race theory! That's so rad.
Dude, that's not rad at all. It's cringy af to see how agents of state violence learning crit theory. How clueless are they?
Hey, intersectional oppression is a step is better than unenlightened brutality. Maybe this will help them realize how they're all pawns and expedite the obsolescence of the state?
Dude, that's not rad at all. It's cringy af to see how agents of state violence learning crit theory. How clueless are they?
Hey, intersectional oppression is a step is better than unenlightened brutality. Maybe this will help them realize how they're all pawns and expedite the obsolescence of the state?
intersectional oppression by secretuser420 May 8, 2022
race beard
"We need more diversity in our friend group. Shall we invite Steve?"
"Steve? Oh, you mean the black Steve!"
" Dudes, Steve knows you're using him as a race beard, eh."
"Steve? Oh, you mean the black Steve!"
" Dudes, Steve knows you're using him as a race beard, eh."
race beard by secretuser420 May 7, 2022
Covoid
Condition caused by COVID-19 where one voids their bowels and stomach simultaneously.
See also: Covide (Fr)
See also: Covide (Fr)
"Dude, I had such a rough time when I got covid. I had diarrhea and was puking my guts out into a steel mixing bowl while on the can at the same time!"
"Yeah, you had covoid!"
"Yeah, you had covoid!"
Covoid by secretuser420 May 7, 2022
iron dome
American boy: "Man, I don't want to go on birthright... the shameless propaganda insults my intelligence."
Friend of Ab: "Dude, just take the trip. And don't miss out on the iron dome."
Friend of Ab: "Dude, just take the trip. And don't miss out on the iron dome."
iron dome by secretuser420 May 5, 2022