sebacostamr's definitions

Fool's Fortune

The concept that idiots are naturally luckier than other people as a way to balance out their stupidity. Similar to an Idiot Savant, except instead of being brilliant in a specific field, they seem to have a little extra luck wherever they go.

Fool's Fortune is most likely god's way to make things fair for dumb people, for if they were smart and lucky, they'd be too powerful.

by sebacostamr May 27, 2021

The Grand Tour

The Grand Tour is the successor to Top Gear, hosted by Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond. It is funded by Amazon, and while much like the original Top Gear, it's that much more off-the-walls and immature.

If you enjoy the old Top Gear, watch it.

The Grand Tour is a great show for people who enjoy Top Gear, traveling, cars, or just like seeing people goof around.

by sebacostamr May 5, 2019

Luchador

A Destiny 2 PvP maneuver where a middle tree striker uses the ballistic slam ability to break an opponent's shield from above, then quickly lunge meleeing them. This takes less than a second and is ideal for storming capture points.

It's also called the Dropslam, or Death from above V2.

Luchador is satisfying to pull off, and not to mention effective, but be sure to use syntoceps for more lunge range or else you'll look like an idiot.

by sebacostamr January 18, 2019

No loot left behind

The policy of some players in games such as Destiny 2, Warframe, or Division to pick up every single piece of loot they can find, much to the annoyance of their teammates.

Agent 1: *Runs back to pick up drop*
Agent 2: What the heck are you doing?
Agent 1: No loot left behind!

by sebacostamr December 23, 2018

Matt

The "Matt" is a stereotype seen in a D&D player. The term is derived from the EBF series character of the same name, who shares some of the properties of a Matt-type player.

They are at least one of the following.
Not taking the game seriously
Obsessed with finding loot
Not paying attention to the story
A Murder Hobo
Playing a martial class, normally a fighter
Making passes at a female player (If there is one)

People who fall under the Matt stereotype are fun to have around but must be kept on a tight leash lest the game go off the rails.
He's also the guy most likely to ask if he can fuck the dragon.

by sebacostamr May 18, 2019

Is this what it feels like to be Datto

This phrase is used after making a strong play in Destiny or Destiny PvE, sarcastically or not.
It is derived from DattoDoesDestiny, Datto for short, who is one of the most famous and skilled Destiny Youtubers.

Unironically:
*Defeats 5 players with one Ballistic Slam* "Is this what it feels like to be Datto?"
Ironically:
*Completes one cycle of a raid encounter after 2 hours of attempts* "Is this what it feels like to be Datto?"

by sebacostamr December 25, 2018

Crater

In TF2, to crater is to fall from a ledge at low health and be killed by the fall damage. No matter who you're playing and how it happened, Cratering is both embarrassing and extremely funny, so craters are often followed by laughter, no small part of it belonging to the player who just cratered.

Scout: on 3 health
Pyro: Airblasts scout off a ledge
*Pyro finished off Scout*

Scout's Teammate: "GUYS! DID YOU SEE HIM CRATER JUST NOW?"
Everybody, including Scout: *Dies of Laughter*

by sebacostamr June 10, 2019