scott mccowan's definitions

back listing

Puting the non attractive people in matchmaking sights near the back of the book and the more attractive people to the front.

Back listing is the best way to pick the attractive and ugly people from any matchmaking site.
Damn, they should have backlisted this ugo.

by scott mccowan July 15, 2006

poo juiced

being sprayed some by the toylet water when bending down to pull up pants after taking a dump.

Bill thought he was going to die when he was poo juiced in the men's room.

by scott mccowan April 2, 2007

Music Douching

When a radio plays only one or two songs by an artist/group even though they have done more.

Damn, I'm changing the station, this Music Douching with AC/DC is getting annoying.

by scott mccowan January 2, 2009

Music Douching

When a radio station plays only "one" or two songs from an artist, even though they've done more.

Damn, I wish this station would stop Music Douching AC/DC's "For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)".

by scott mccowan October 30, 2007

blondelexia

Suffering a blond moment to the Nth Degree.
(also bblexia: bleach blondelexia)

Scott could have slapped himself over his blondelexia about what happened.

by scott mccowan July 29, 2007

Music Douching

When a radio station constantly plays certain songs by an artist, even though they've done more.

Damn, I wish they would stop Music Douching that song, it's getting annoying.

by scott mccowan December 9, 2008

blind dyslexic

Proformning a stupid act, over the simplest thing.

Scott felt like a blind dyslexic over the sport's play he saw five minutes ago.

by scott mccowan January 3, 2009