Bastrate

Edna had a sex change, therefor she had fake testicles making them bastrates.
by scott anderson January 07, 2004
mugGet the Bastratemug.

bizznatch

bitch with an extra "zzna" added
Fo shizzle my nizzle off da hizzay bizznatch
by Scott Anderson December 29, 2003
mugGet the bizznatchmug.

television

A complicated device that is used to brodcast propaganda to all children of a small stature and young unscathed minds. Also used to rot and/or melt older more advanced persons minds to a point of oozing out of the nose area.
Bob, the 22 year old man, was watching television as his brain started to run out of his nose.
Johny joined the voted for Ralph Nater as his mind was taken over by the green party's evil, sinister propaganda comercial scam.
by Scott Anderson December 30, 2003
mugGet the televisionmug.