bastoconut

Dave was a fake coconut therefore he is a bastoconut
by scott anderson January 07, 2004
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Swanker

A person with warty genitallion
Dave has anal warts therefore he is a swanker.
by scott anderson January 07, 2004
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Bastrate

Edna had a sex change, therefor she had fake testicles making them bastrates.
by scott anderson January 07, 2004
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