Bastantalope

1.) Cantelope without a father.
2.) Antelope without a father

1.) After Dave, a cantalope, ripened he fell to the ground. Afterwords the farmer cut down his tree making Dave a Bastantalope
2.) Sam the antelope was born out of wedlock, after his birth his father split and Sam became a Bastantalope.

by scott anderson January 05, 2004

Wenis

Elbow skin

Sam works hard and is constantly scraping his elbows. Sam has some very scared wenises.

by scott anderson January 07, 2004

Bastrate

testicle without a Father

Edna had a sex change, therefor she had fake testicles making them bastrates.

by scott anderson January 07, 2004