26 definitions by scooter
A place where just reading one of Scooter's posts will make you think of how sexy he is and cream your pants.
by scooter October 16, 2003
by scooter November 26, 2007
The state of mind in which a person worries so much about whether a member of the opposite likes/loves them, that the simplest of tasks become too difficult to perform.
Friend: What the hell is your problem, Jill?!?! You just put your cat in the microwave and put those frozen burritos outside!!!!!
Jill: No fucking way, I'm such an idiot! I've just been wondering why Chuck hasn't called me. Does he really like me or is he trying to get into my pants?
Friend: Damn, you got a bad Fuckstorm rollin' through your head. Um, are you going to let your pussy out of the microwave?
Jill: No fucking way, I'm such an idiot! I've just been wondering why Chuck hasn't called me. Does he really like me or is he trying to get into my pants?
Friend: Damn, you got a bad Fuckstorm rollin' through your head. Um, are you going to let your pussy out of the microwave?
by scooter January 21, 2013
1) Hairy animal featured on the childrens show Sesame street.
2) Hairy animal featured in multiple pornos.
2) Hairy animal featured in multiple pornos.
by scooter March 29, 2004
the ultimate computer nerd, usually programmers or anyone assoicated with the computer industry that prefers to speaks in code or uses acronyms instead of their given language
After the meeting, the uber-geek confused the board members so much that three of them committed suicide soon thereafter.
by scooter June 27, 2003
When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.
by scooter July 11, 2014
by scooter September 7, 2004