Sell that ostrich

Selling Lemonade on street corners on hot days.

It's quiet warm today. Perhaps we should sell that ostrich.

by Scooter December 26, 2005

bit-david

A type of maths teacher, originating in the S.E of England

What in bit-david's name are you doing?

It's a parabola, bit-david

by Scooter March 20, 2005

bit-david

A type of maths teacher, a word orginating in the S.E of England.

What kind of bit-david are you!?

It's a parabola, Bit-David!

by Scooter March 20, 2005

clotches

A common misspelling of "clothes."

you should see all the new clotches I got. - girl

what the fuck are you talking about, whore? - guy

by Scooter September 08, 2006

garage sailing

To sail in your garage.

Holy shit Bill! Look at the garage!

by Scooter August 25, 2003

Fuckstorm

The state of mind in which a person worries so much about whether a member of the opposite likes/loves them, that the simplest of tasks become too difficult to perform.

Friend: What the hell is your problem, Jill?!?! You just put your cat in the microwave and put those frozen burritos outside!!!!!

Jill: No fucking way, I'm such an idiot! I've just been wondering why Chuck hasn't called me. Does he really like me or is he trying to get into my pants?

Friend: Damn, you got a bad Fuckstorm rollin' through your head. Um, are you going to let your pussy out of the microwave?

by SCOOTER January 21, 2013

WWEGSB

A place where just reading one of Scooter's posts will make you think of how sexy he is and cream your pants.

OMG! It's teh Scooter! Let's flame him because that's cool!

by Scooter October 16, 2003