Friend 1: I think he’s the one.
Friend 2: Really?? How do you know?!
Friend 1: I shaved my beaver not even a week ago, and I’m already back to full bush. It must be the furromones!
Friend 2: Your beaver knew just what to do.
Friend 2: Really?? How do you know?!
Friend 1: I shaved my beaver not even a week ago, and I’m already back to full bush. It must be the furromones!
Friend 2: Your beaver knew just what to do.
by sci-isms January 08, 2024
A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 23, 2024