pole warmer

A homosexual male's beard.
Chrithtopher, your pole warmer is tho prickly!
by sbo January 11, 2011
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crisco commando

Oh, Chrithtopher, you crisco commando you!
by sbo February 01, 2014
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bone gobbler

Chrithtopher ith a bone gobbler.
by sbo October 13, 2013
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Weenie Whiffer

Chrithtopher ith a weenie whiffer.
by sbo March 07, 2009
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bung plumber

Oh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a thtudly bung plumber!
by sbo April 27, 2011
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tedhaggard

That TV preacher tedhaggarded that male prostitute and got caught, but he still somehow manages to work as a preacher somewhere.
by sbo April 27, 2011
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gooch smoocher

Chrithtopher wath a gooch smoocher.
by sbo August 18, 2011
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