Definitions by sasquatch johnson
cum drum
1. Grab yo bitch
2. Spin her around
3. Have a seat
4. Make her sit on you
5. Put it in her
6. Bend that 'ho' over
7. Get to slappin that ass
2. Spin her around
3. Have a seat
4. Make her sit on you
5. Put it in her
6. Bend that 'ho' over
7. Get to slappin that ass
Baby--the sex gods are displeased by our lack of action. Hop on and I'll give that new cum drum rhythm I wrote a try. Maybe that'll make them happy.
cum drum by Sasquatch Johnson June 27, 2007
anal toejam
The sexual act of securely fitting one's right foot up the anus of a lover. Term derived from both the substance transferred from the toe to the anus, and from the act of forcing the toe into the anus, itself.
I tend to avoid confrontation, so instead of breaking up with my girl, I just spun her around, gave her the old anal toejam and sent her packing. Needless to say, she got the message.
anal toejam by sasquatch johnson February 11, 2006