12 definitions by sasquatch

hot pocket

n. the act of one masturbating with his or her hand in his or her's pocket where the pocket acts as a glove

The guy sitting in front of me was giving himself an intesne hot pocket in math today!

by sasquatch April 10, 2012

penis weed

A more humorous version of dick weed

That guy sure is a penis weed.

by sasquatch December 2, 2004

punchy

when you just can't make a fist. no matter how hard you try

man i feel so damn punchy and my hand feels sour

by sasquatch December 6, 2004

crusty taco

when you ejaculate around a girls pussy let it dry and then eat her out.

That was one tasty crusty taco i gave to megan last night!

by sasquatch September 27, 2004

Tipsy yoga

the act of skyping your friend while tipsy to do yoga then fall over because you can't stand up.

During the quartine, Sophia and Erin like to do tipsy yoga in their spare time.

by sasquatch April 8, 2020