sausage in the jam doughnut

A metaphor meaning for a man to have sexual intercourse with a woman whilst she is on her period.

She wants me to have sex with her when she's on her period. I mean, the sausage in the jam doughnut, it ain't right.

by Samwell September 06, 2005

topage

the height of topness, it mean its really really top

that gig was topage u know

by Samwell March 30, 2005

ponner

Meaning ponce, a snob.

1) I don't know who he thinks he is, looking down on us like that the fucking ponner.

by Samwell June 09, 2005

minge

The female genitals, a vagina

Can I feel your minge?
How big is your minge?
What does your minge look like?
Can I put my dick in your minge?

by Samwell December 22, 2004

grime factor 5

basically it is the height of the grimnicity.

This sausage roll is grime factor 5

by Samwell March 30, 2005