samantha's definitions

Melonie

melonie is one HAWT girl. she likes to qweef. she has a choad too. she used to hang out with ms. orange-that bitch. but then she changed, and turned on her, cuz ms orange is a loser and now has NO friends.mwahaha hecks yes.

samantha-heyyy mel haha

by samantha April 26, 2005

laz

Souvlaki with garlic sauce

Laz is a souvlaki with garlic sauce

by Samantha February 19, 2005

normally challenged

noun


not weird,not strange,not eccentric. Normally Challenged.

Sam and Deanna

by Samantha May 24, 2004

tightass

a person that is cheap and dont like to spend money

god that fucking person is such a tightass

by samantha May 5, 2004

charver

in my opinion there are 2 main species in this world male and female, then theres charvers, the average chaver, insists on listening to sean-paul and techno music- the girls put there make-up on with an ice cream scoop, the boys put a tub of superdrug value on there hardle-non-existant hair- they walk like they have piles- they never have heard of contraception as they got kicked out of school when they were 8 and took a building corse , were they learn to cement bricks together, so by the time there 12 theyve produced a herd of offspring-when they have there children they dress them like a clone of there parents in fake burberry, burberry in general is tacky enough, and addidas trainers, with plated 'gold' earings that look more like bracelets with hiddeuos patterns fashioned around the edges-they hang around on street corners drinking shoving a fag down there babys mouth and shout at passers-by.

go to ur nearest bus-shelter and shout names such as brtiney-casey-jade or mercedes

by samantha January 25, 2004

pofer

a girl that is terribly ugly and is in between a possum and a gofer

ugh stephanie is such a pofer

by Samantha May 13, 2005

winona ryder

not only a wonderful thespian but one the most original characters in Hollywood

"Publicly, Winona is rather approachable. People describe her as nice, friendly, cooperative, and polite. On the other hand, you can sense that she's a troubled lady. Hazy about her purpose in life, she's sensitive and spiritually confused, which has caused her to suffer bouts of depression and panic attacks.

Still, it's most likely that sensitivity that has made her such a wonderful thespian. Even if she's played characters ranging from cheerleaders and teenage wives to rebellious daughters and feminists, she never chooses roles to advance her career. What makes her so special is the fact that she never works just for a paycheck." askmen.com

by Samantha April 22, 2005