Definitions by sam nance

jorts

to jort

me and jorts were jorting it up this weekend in my brand new ferrari

jorts by sam nance September 2, 2009

sam nance

some kid who has nothing better to do but add things on here. i love you. :) .

so....how bout them tigers? sam nance

sam nance by sam nance September 2, 2009

bella 

the most annoying dog on the planet. likes to rape dakota lewis

bella! SHUT UP! you are a naughty dog

bella by sam nance September 2, 2009

dakota lewis 

to walk longer than any human has ever walked

holy hell! dakota lewis you walked all the way down there????? yea so? screw you i got my jorts bitch

dakota lewis by sam nance September 2, 2009

crombie 

A crazy rocket zombie. they bite you in the wrist. the only thing that can stop them is jorts

dude my jorts just destroyed that crombie

crombie by sam nance September 2, 2009