ryukage99's definitions

shit colored glasses

1.People who are overly clinical,depressive,pessimistic about everything,We could say the see the world through shit colored glasses instead rose colored glasses.

Joe: What's wrong with Paul,he keep harping about how bad everything is.
Jeff: Oh,Paul wears shit colored glasses.

by ryukage99 August 25, 2011

nostalgia goggles

Looking at things with nostalgic light even if it's obviously terrible.Especially when it comes to old flames.

Joe:I miss Alex.
Dave: Take off your nostalgia goggles.
Joe: Why?
Dave: She cheated on you,dumped you for a that quarterback who knock her up.

by ryukage99 December 12, 2014

pre-emptive dumping

1.Act of dumping someone before they dump you first,which sometimes result of them getting mad at you because they wanted to do the dumping instead of the one being dumped.

John:I had to do a pre-emptive dumping on that girl

Sam:So is that why she was leaving you angry calls and texts.

by ryukage99 November 16, 2011

place-holder

1.When you dating someone just to get over someone or just dating around until you're ready to get back on horse.

You Know Dave is Sally's place-holder, Until she's ready to walk down the aisle. Poor Dave

by ryukage99 July 3, 2011

volunteer dumpee

A nice guy or girl who volunteers to be the dumpee in a relationship because they're too nice to dump someone first.

Jeff is too much of nice guy to dump his girlfriend. So he ended being the volunteer dumpee.

by ryukage99 October 27, 2012