ryhlyh 's definitions

dick smack

Definition 1: The act of furiously smashing your erect penis to the point of ejaculation.

Definition 2: Someone who is being an ass.

Obama performed a dick smack for the viewing pleasure of bin Laden.

Trump is a dick smack because he wants to build a wall.

by ryhlyh March 13, 2017

retard

Someone who is as fucking stupid as a log of ass excretion.

Teacher: What is your favorite color?
Retard: Car

by ryhlyh November 30, 2016

Taco Bell

Mexican fast food restaurant that makes you shit your drawers because it's Mexican.

Billy: Hey dad! Can we go to Taco Bell!?
Dad: No son. Because I am not going to clean your shit up again.

by ryhlyh March 10, 2017

Michael Myers

Not to be confused with Austin Powers or Shrek.

Guy with a white as the KKK mask and boiler suit who kills horny teens and hospital workers with a kitchen knife. Also, he's smarter and more resilient than anyone else, and could dominate that fat fuck Jason Vorhees.

Laurie: Was that the Bogeyman?
Busta Ryhmes: No, slut! That was fuckin' Michael Myers!

by ryhlyh February 24, 2017

Feminist

A fat, sweaty hog who is insecure about the way it looks.

*Guy smiles at fat woman*
Feminist: Ew! Quit staring at me you misogynist womanizer! *scoff!*

by ryhlyh December 10, 2016