ryansmith's definitions

Dutch Blind Fold

When the scrotum is stretched over the females eyes (Blind fold with the Ball Bag).

Originated in Australia

"Hey man, I gave this chick a Dutch Blind Fold last night. She dug it the most."

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

Nempton

Someone who cannot get a stiffy

"I heard that guy is a nempton."

by RyanSmith February 1, 2009

crash the milk truck

when one masturbates and blows a load

man i just crash the milk truck

by ryansmith December 25, 2009