ryan jackson's definitions

swagger

How one presents him or her self to the world. Swagger is shown from how the person handles a situation. It can also be shown in the person's walk.

Ryan: "Denzel Washington has swagger in all his movie rolls"
Phil: "You can't forget about Al Pacino! He had swagger all over in Scarface!!!"

by Ryan Jackson May 13, 2005

maximum shaftage

shaftage, to the max.....this is my word goddamnit

Winfrey got shafted when the school ran out of food.
Joe got shafted with a pair of scissors.
My algebra 2 teacher shafted me out of passing, i was shafted by her cuntage (see cuntage)

by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004

sickadocious

n. beyond sick, beyond atrocious; simply ill to the extreme

Dominik: "The Streets are sick on the mic."
Ryan: "Yes, but B.I.G is simply sickadocious."
Phil: "That's very true."
Tristan: "Shut up ffffag."

by Ryan Jackson October 6, 2005

fashious

Adj.

To be so annoying to the point of being unbearable.

Annoying Guy: Did you watch Teletubies yesterday?
Ryan: Fucking no.
Annoying Guy: Geez you missed a helluva show! Oops! shouldn't say hell, erm, heck. Anyway, they were dancing and playing and-
Ryan: Lord, please shut this fashious guy up.
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Ryan: Thank you. The funeral will be in a week. I'll take care of the invitations for you.
God: AIGHT.

by Ryan Jackson January 10, 2006