ryan jackson's definitions

swagger

How one presents him or her self to the world. Swagger is shown from how the person handles a situation. It can also be shown in the person's walk.

Ryan: "Denzel Washington has swagger in all his movie rolls"
Phil: "You can't forget about Al Pacino! He had swagger all over in Scarface!!!"

by Ryan Jackson May 13, 2005

maximum shaftage

shaftage, to the max.....this is my word goddamnit

Winfrey got shafted when the school ran out of food.
Joe got shafted with a pair of scissors.
My algebra 2 teacher shafted me out of passing, i was shafted by her cuntage (see cuntage)

by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004

cuntage

being like a massive cunt

My algebra 2 teacher is full of such cuntage.

by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004

double shaft

two shafts melding into one to commence shaftage on the shaftee.
can be used as double shaftage, double shafted, doubly shafted, or double shafted to the nth degree.

I stole joe's iron madien cds and then cut the "mullet"
wow,he got double shafted

by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004