Definitions by ryan fearon

blanket fuck

Covering someone in a blanket (preferably one with dick-sized holes) and then proceeding to fornicate with them through the blanket. waaaahoooo.

BillyBang: Yo, girl! Let's blanket fuck!

Judy: COOCOONANNY!!!!

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A term used in gay pornography to refer to a man with a giant penis and/or anus.

Ryan: Prepare to be rock Pat! I am a Balko!!!!!

Pat: Rock me, then, you silly chicken head!

balko by ryan fearon February 29, 2008

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