rtj loco's definitions

Hermanator

Another name for Herman 'whole Hogg' DoGG who forms 50 percent of the band The lickadickadays.

RTJ: You guys ready for the hermanator?

by rtj loco January 2, 2004

Early barnes

When something is shit hot (extremely good) as when john barnes was a young footballer playing for Watford

Did you have a good night out?

Yeah, it was early barnes.

by rtj loco September 25, 2003

early doors

Another word for premature ejaculation.

Hello doctor, I seem to have a touch of the early doors.

by rtj loco December 19, 2003

lickadickaday

An old prank played in school playgrounds since time began. Involves asking someone if they 'lickadickaday'. If lucky, the person becomes confused and although not fully understanding, will say yes anyway.

RTJ: Herman, do you lickadickaday?
Hermanator: Yeah
RTJ: You're Bent - you lick-a-dick-a-day
Hermanator: Piss off

by rtj loco January 2, 2004

Lickadickadays, The

A band created by Herman Dogg and RTJ Loco, inspired by the cult use of lickadickaday. Their ambition is to spread love and never fully grow up.

RTJ Hermanator: Let's call our band The Lickadickadays.

Herman Loco: Innit

by rtj loco January 2, 2004

toot

A multi purpose verb meaning 'to have a go ' or 'take a turn on'. derived from use of cocaine.

I would'nt mind a toot on that chick.

Shall we have a quick toot on a whisky.

by rtj loco December 19, 2003

Fat Old Boy

To describe anything that is large in size.

I'll tell you what Herman, that Ron Jeremy has a fat old boy

Oi Herman, Make that first to bassett a fat old boy

by rtj loco December 20, 2003