Old Man's Todger

A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.

RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?

Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.

RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.

by rtj loco December 21, 2003

Pulling my pants down

Phrase used when someone is having a joke/laugh at your expense or taking the piss out of you.

"I'll tell you what Herman, The people at the tax office are pulling my pants down"

by rtj loco December 23, 2003

One more rider

Called out at full volume when there is an opening for one more person to join in whatever you are doing. Derived from the fairgrouund.

"One more rider for the waltzer"

by rtj loco December 23, 2003

Fat Old Boy

To describe anything that is large in size.

I'll tell you what Herman, that Ron Jeremy has a fat old boy

Oi Herman, Make that first to bassett a fat old boy

by rtj loco December 20, 2003

lickadickaday

An old prank played in school playgrounds since time began. Involves asking someone if they 'lickadickaday'. If lucky, the person becomes confused and although not fully understanding, will say yes anyway.

RTJ: Herman, do you lickadickaday?
Hermanator: Yeah
RTJ: You're Bent - you lick-a-dick-a-day
Hermanator: Piss off

by rtj loco January 03, 2004

Hermanator

Another name for Herman 'whole Hogg' DoGG who forms 50 percent of the band The lickadickadays.

RTJ: You guys ready for the hermanator?

by rtj loco January 03, 2004

toot

A multi purpose verb meaning 'to have a go ' or 'take a turn on'. derived from use of cocaine.

I would'nt mind a toot on that chick.

Shall we have a quick toot on a whisky.

by rtj loco December 19, 2003