rpetras's definitions

brown carded

When a person does not wash their hands after taking a dump they receive a brown card. Similar to a warning in sports.

Brent got brown carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after laying an offering to the porcelain god.

by rpetras June 10, 2008

Whistle skirt

A skirt so short, that if the wind blows you would hear a whistle.

Guy#1: I can't believe that chick would wear that whistle skirt to work!

Guy#2: Are you complaining?!?!?!

Guy#1: No. No I'm not.

by rpetras May 8, 2010