Definitions by rosco ruxpin

Dikembe Mutombo'd

to get rejected by a person you are trying to take home.

"After Jeremiah bragged about how he was going to bang a slut tonight, only to see her leave with another man, I went up to him and yelled in his face, " Damn boy, you just got dikembe mutombo'd.

Dikembe Mutombo'd by rosco ruxpin October 25, 2006

middle meat

that hairy and often times sweaty area between the asshole and the ball sack

I often times catch alex making his cat lick his middle meat after he goes for a run.

middle meat by rosco ruxpin October 24, 2006

headboarder 

a girl so ugly you have to stare at the headboard in order to have sex with her

That hideous man beast Orr brought over the other night was was such a headboarder i think i heard him crying in the morning

headboarder by rosco ruxpin October 24, 2006