1 definition by rootytootybrownandpoopy
"Flush to Conquer" - The number of flushes it takes to flush down the toilet kraken after grunting and bearing down on the handle of the plunger, or mid-evacuation courtesy flushes it takes to sink the brown battleship.
A: "Man, my turd cutter is sore after dropping that kid off at the pool!"
B:"Shit, bro, how many FTCs did it take?"
A:"That was a four FTC job. After the third flush, it reared up to attack but I slammed the lid down and it succumbed to the final spiral..."
B:"Shit, bro, how many FTCs did it take?"
A:"That was a four FTC job. After the third flush, it reared up to attack but I slammed the lid down and it succumbed to the final spiral..."
by rootytootybrownandpoopy February 15, 2012