pie-man

a wordlard-arse
Fuck me, Sgt Mark Kersley (RAMC, att 2 RGBW) is a right pie-man
by rooster September 10, 2003
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jacksie punch

almost a fisting but only minor penetration to the cake hole
the bastard was whining like a fucking sheila so I invested in a jacksie punch
by Rooster January 19, 2004
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