ron c the great's definitions

tijuana slinky

a mexican hermaphrodite prostitute. it's fun for a girl or a boy.

"my cousine went to tj last weekend." "did he go to the donkey show?" "no, he bought a tijuana slinky. my cousine has always been a little weird."

by ron c the great April 8, 2010

the dirty little secret

When you are engaged in anal sex, and the female needs to take a break to defecate, you wipe your penis off with the underside of her pillow.

Man, that girl hasn't returned my calls since she found out I gave her the dirty little secret last week.

by ron c the great January 2, 2009

the blowfish

while fingerbanging a woman, you gradually add fingers until the whole hand is inside. when the woman is about to orgasm, you ball the hand into a fist.

that girl claims to be a virgin, but i gave her the blowfish last summer.

by ron c the great December 9, 2008