Definitions by ron c the great
tijuana slinky
"my cousine went to tj last weekend." "did he go to the donkey show?" "no, he bought a tijuana slinky. my cousine has always been a little weird."
tijuana slinky by ron c the great April 8, 2010
the dirty little secret
When you are engaged in anal sex, and the female needs to take a break to defecate, you wipe your penis off with the underside of her pillow.
Man, that girl hasn't returned my calls since she found out I gave her the dirty little secret last week.
the dirty little secret by ron c the great January 2, 2009
the blowfish
while fingerbanging a woman, you gradually add fingers until the whole hand is inside. when the woman is about to orgasm, you ball the hand into a fist.
the blowfish by ron c the great December 9, 2008