robertoldhead's definitions

letters

n. An old person's excuse for e-mail.

"Hunny, did you get my letters?"
"No G-ma, I've been checking my computer for weeks and they still haven't shown up. Maybe the server is down..."

by RobertOldhead January 13, 2009

fucking blazed

when you are so fucked up on mary j that you are so fucked up on mary j that you don't know what the fuck you're doing

1. "fuuuuuck yeah, man"
2. "dude"
4. "dude"
5. "I'm so fucking blazed, man"
6. "shit dude.
shit."

by RobertOldhead May 11, 2008

gelatocise

v.i. to eat gelato while exercising, particularly going on a walk through a city, the product of which is burning off the calories from walking that you just ingested from the gelato, therefore justifying the indulgence.

San Francisco is a great place to gelatocise!

by RobertOldhead September 1, 2010

SIFT

Acronym.
Sister I'd *have sex with* Too

Derivation of MILF

Peter: Dude, did you see Chad at parents' night? He's got such a MILF!
Joe: You should see his SIFT!

by RobertOldhead December 17, 2008

ubuntu

One of the new 6 billion Pokemon that have no powers that are original or even good. In fact, if you pay attention to Pokemon that closely, you're probably Asian and younger than 10, and/or gay.*

*reference xkcd

"Have you seen the new Ubuntu release?"
"Nah, I'm not into Pokemon."

by RobertOldhead March 19, 2008

text

An unfortunate side-effect to literacy.
Synonyms: words, letters, boring, funny sticky things, WTF?

Lamar: "I hate having to read all this text."
Joseph: "I just see lots of lines and scribbles."
Lamar: "I envy you."

by RobertOldhead November 3, 2008

the Works

1) A combo of great face, ass, and titties on a woman, or in other words really hot in every aspect

2) Going all the way

3) Everything

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1) "Daaaamn she's pgot it going on!"

2) "Dude, I hooked up with this fox I met at the bar last night."
"How'd you do?"
"I got the works."

3) "I'd like a bacon cheeseburger with the works...
because I'm fat."

by RobertOldhead April 3, 2008