robert e. porter's definitions

holepole

(n.) A penis or dildo.

Hey, Bruce, will you puhleeeeezzz plug me with your holepole?

by Robert E. Porter December 9, 2008

street whore

(n.) An employee of the sidewalks, a male or female prostitute that primarily works the streets, providing low-budget sexual services to new and existing johns. These women are only interested in volume vs. quality, and earn an average of about $1,500 per day when not incarcerated. All street whores are generally stupid and many are former physicians, bankers, lawyers, and mortgage brokers.

See also gutterslut.

My Aunt Mary buys me expensive gifts because she's a street whore and she can afford it.

by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

peter eater

(n. slang) a heterosexual woman or homosexual man that indulges in the art of fellatio. The term is primarily applied to male twink homos.

Ever since the age of four, Anthony was the consummate peter eater... he went down on Beau every day of his life.

by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

bustier

(n.) A form-fitting garment for women in the Victorian era. Also worn as a cumcatcher by Madonna for Warren Beatty.

Oh shit, Warren. You spunked all over my fucking bustier again. Vogue.

by Robert E. Porter August 2, 2007

hoojar

(n.) Information assumed to be false or of questionable authenticity. Synonymous with bullshit.

What you're telling me is a bunch of hoojar, you lying bastard.

by Robert E. Porter August 2, 2007