33 definitions by robert e. porter

dickzit

(n. slang) A pinkish pustulant eruption on the head of the penis resulting from genital warts. Literally, a zit that forms on the dick, dickzits are also found on surrounding parts of the slippery penile meatus and can be spread to women, thus becoming clitzits on the slimy vaginal pussy.

I've got so many dickzits, my cock looks like a PayDay. Wanna eat me?

by robert e. porter July 12, 2007

pessary

(n. obs.) A medicated vaginal suppository or a contraceptive diaphragm.

I'll be right back to bed, sweetheart... I have to put a pessary in my pussy.

by robert e. porter July 16, 2007

slutcunt

1. (n.) reflexive of cuntslut.
2. (n.) a prostitute's uncleaned vagina, or for the more colorful imagination, a horny hooker's putrid pussy.
3. (n.) a disreputable or deplorable person.

1. How DARE you call me a slutcunt, you cuntslut!
2. Sorry about the smell of my slutcunt - one moment while I douche.
3. Oh, go stick it up your slutcunt, ya slutcunt!

by robert e. porter August 24, 2007

muffdiving

(1) A very popular pasttime - eating pussy.
(2) (gerund) To be in a state of giving a woman oral sex.

"Forget the bar scene," Julie said. "Let's go to my place for some muffdiving."

by robert e. porter January 20, 2006

Anna Nicole

(n.) The act of marrying anyone who is greater than three times one's age in order to become the beneficiary of his/her multi-million dollar estate.

You mean that bitch is only 23, and the guy she married was 75 years old? Man, she did the Anna Nicole on that poor old bastard.

by robert e. porter March 26, 2007